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on glute power

—My ass tore through my workout pants when I was doing heavy squats the other day

—This is what I get for shelling out for fashionable gym clothing, but I am also proud of it

—I was listening to “Knuck if you buck” which I know you’re fond of, at the moment that the rip happened; it was a big rip and the pants are irreperable

—My butt muscles have never done significant damage to anything before, that I know of

—It makes me wonder if we could set up demonstrations of feats of ass strength, like the butt equivalent of karate demonstrations: breaking through increasingly durable garments, backwards hip thrusting through drywall, etcetera

—I made the horrible mistake of buying some wardrobe items immediately before a bulking cycle

—I am like the Hulk bursting through his clothing in a rage, except the extremely tame Californian version of that

—I guess it is time to embrace stretchy bro fashion